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You know you watch too much Sailor Moon when...

• You notice that Tuxedo Mask (TM) and Sailor Moon (SM) are next to each other in YKYWTMSMW.
• You altogether stop watching TV when The Cartoon Network cancels Sailor Moon.
• You are caught setting a trash can on fire and chanting to rid it of evil spirits.
• Your friends consider you the "sailor nerd".
• You are caught in a lightning storm with a piece of foil taped to your head shouting "Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!".
• Your teachers consider you a "sailor nerd".
• Your teacher has taken away all your Sailor Moon toys because you were disturbing the peace with them.
• You actually know from first glance that YKYWTMSMW means "you know you watch too much Sailor moon when".
• You spray your brother with soda screaming "Mercury Bubbles Blast!".
• You are online looking at this instead of doing your homework.
• You work on your site nonstop and never pass the 5th grade because you never did your homework.
• You make a site so well that they send you to a school to teach making sites and this is in your spare time.
• You own every movie and comic.
• You read and watch them religiously.
• You play hooky from school so you can hang out at the comic book store.
• You dump your boyfriend because he is just too different from Tuxedo Mask.
• You dump your boyfriend because he gave you white roses and not red roses.
• You dump your boyfriend because he refused to wear the cape, hat, and mask with his tuxedo to the prom.
• You got suspended from school for fighting a kid who said Sailor Moon was stupid.
• You learn the entire Japanese language so you can watch the undubbed episodes but by the time you have it all covered, they dub them.
• Get all your friends into Sailor Moon after they come to your house once.
• You "ARE" a sailor scout.
• You mom says Sailor Moon is so unrealistic and you reply by saying "Yeah, you're right. How can Luna be from Tokyo and have a British accent?".
• You dump your girlfriend because she reminds you too much of Ann, your first love.
• You dump your girlfriend because you went to the gypsy and you weren't meant to be.
• You dump your girlfriend because she is a red head and not a brunette.
• You dump your girlfriend because she can't transform.
• You dump your girlfriend because she doesn't eat enough.
• You dump your girlfriend because she dislikes Sailor Moon.
• You get contacts of all the scouts color eyes so each day you can be another scout.
• You are considered the "wig master".
• You cry when Serena cries.
• You laugh when they laugh.
• You find a way to still live the scouts but keep your obsession away from others so you don't get teased.
• You are over the age of 15 and coming to this site or any Sailor Moon site.
• You get all your siblings into Sailor Moon just so they can help you complete your collection of comics.
• You are so into Sailor Moon that instead of collecting the latest pop songs you collect Sailor Moon MP3s.
• You dress up as Sailor Moon at your school dance.
• You name the cow on your uncle's farm Sailor Moo.
• You only make friends who like Sailor Moon.
• You know more about Sailor Moon than Naoko Takeuchi.
• You draw a crescent moon on your cat's forehead.
• You will be late for school on purpose to get detention like Serena.
• You are dressed up as a different Sailor Scout each day for school.
• You go around saying "He looks like my old boyfriend".
• You draw a crescent moon on your forehead.
• You get grounded for sneaking out at night to fight crime.
• You're reading this, on a computer in Central Command.
• You talk into your watch.
• Your only pen has the sign of a Sailor Senshi at the top.
• You make a sock puppet of yourself as a Senshi, and make it follow the Senshi around when you're watching Sailor Moon.
• You've gotten animal rights activists after you for trying to tattoo cresent moons on cats' foreheads.
• You're friends know how dangerous you are with a frisbee, a bottle of bubbles, a box of matches, an antenna and a chain.
• You wonder how Chibi-Usa has pink hair, despite her mother having blonde and her father having black.
• You KNOW how Chibi-Usa has pink hair, despite her mother having blonde and her father having black. (In the manga, Usagi's mom has pink hair. So genetics gave Chibi-Usa the pink)
• You have written reports about Sailor Moon.
• You're hoping the Earth will freeze over tomorrow, so you can wake up in Crystal Tokyo.
• Your friends find a ticket stub to see the Three Lights in your room.
• You smell like olives (or lilacs, depending on which version you've heard).
• You have all the Sailor Senshi on your buddy list on AIMs.
• You have the other moonies in your school teasing you about your Sailor Moon obsession.
• Your room is a Sailor Moon shrine.
• You wear a school uniform to school every day.
• You're using this as a check list.
• You eat only Sailor Moon spheghettios, imported from Canada.
• You chase idols around.
• You're paranoid of mirrors, poolballs, bracelet cuffs, and princesses of their own theme park.
• You have a cresent moon on your forehead.
• You have a cresent moon on your forehead that you didnt get tattooed.
• Your sheets have bunnies jumping over cresent moons on them.
• You're late to school each and every day.
• You hang out on your school's roof.
• You drive a helicoptor, a car and a motorcycle without a licence.
• You can play the violin and/or the piano.
• You're constantly running out of color ink, because you print out so many Sailor Moon pictures to paste up in your Sailor Moon shrine (aka, your room).
• You have a star seed.
• You talk to cats.
• You refer to your friends using -chan at the end of their names.
• You wish your Sailor Moon dolls could talk to you, so you don't feel so stupid talking to them.
• You pack a lunch that's too big for you to eat alone.
• At lunch, you snack on the lunch of a friend's, because they pack too much.
• You either wear rose earrings, star earrings, blue, white, or orange pearl earrings.
• You work at Galaxy TV.
• You tune in to Galaxy TV's channel on tv.
• You pray to the Crystal Tower every night.
• You're signed up for MA (Moonies Annoynomus).
• You call your teacher at school Miss Haruna.
• You allow people to think your a guy, when you not.
• You stand in the ocean for hours yelling Deep Submerge.
• You carry a giant stick around trying to convince your friends you're the keeper of time.
• You put on a whole scene when you get possessed by an evil demon named Mistress 9.
• You demand your friends call you Small Lady.
• You turn your brothers basket ball into a Luna P ball.
• You make yourself a tiara and stick it on your forehead, get blond hair to your knees, put it up in buns, then attach red cups to the buns.
• You spin around yelling "star power, make up!"
• You chase people around with a metal chain you painted yellow yelling "love me chain!"
• You tape charms to people's backs and tell them their paralysed.
• You blow bubbles at people on a foggy day yelling "Mercury bubbles blast!"
• You buy a jack hammer and tear up the ground yelling "Uranus earth shaking!"
• You convince your little sister she's your daughter and that she should have pink hair.
• You force yourself to be a good cook and beat anyone up who doesn't agree.
• You rush to crime scenes in your Sailor Moon Oufit and kick the crooks into the sky.
• You always are Sailor Moon for Halloween. Always.
• You can recite all the dialogue from every single episode.
• You always try to draw the scouts, but never completly succeed.
• You call Japan asking for Naoko Takeuchi's Phone Number and end up making the phone bill too high for your family to pay.
• You have at least 1 Sailor Moon luchbox that you take to school everyday but you may even have three.
• Your friends don't like you because your way too obsessed with it.
• Your sleeping schedule is wrecked because you watched Sailor Moon all night.
• You dream that you are a Sailor Scout daily.
• You chant evil spells to get revenge on people who dislike Sailor Moon.
• You pause the episode and copy what Rei's scroll has printed on it.
• You own a YKYWTMSMW page.
• You yell at stores that don't have Sailor Moon Trading cards or Comics.
• You own all of the Sailor Moon Trading Cards.
• You e-mail Cartoon Network with complaint letters to put Sailor Moon back on or else you will not watch it anymore.
• You go on Sailor Moon websites all the time you have online.
• Your whole Favorites List is Sailor Moon Websites.
• Your desktop and Screensaver are Sailor Moon and you yell at parents/siblings for changing it.
• You belive a talking cat will come and make you a Sailor Scout.
• You put a bandage on a cat and then rip it back off in hope of finding a cresent moon bald spot.
• You find a cat with a bandage on it's head and take it off hoping it's Luna.
• You move to Japan.
• You move to the neighborhood where Usagi/Serena lives and hope you will become Sailor Moon there.
• You visit Japan for the whole summer vacation.
• You hold up every pen you have to see if it's the Disguise Pen.
• You paint brooches to look like Sailor Moon's.
• You claim you are a psychic and can read fires.
• You have seen every season (or just everyone except Stars) of Sailor Moon.
• You read Sailor Moon FanFics.
• You can't live 40 seconds without it.
• Your house is dedicated to Sailor Moon.
• You Only accept Red Roses and object any other flower or color.
• You want to marry Tuxedo Mask.
• You do marry Tuxedo Mask.
• Sailor Moon is in every part of your schedule.
• You tell your friends all the new websites you find online and they don't care.
• You start sounding exactly like the Scouts.
• You have all the Sailor Moon Merchandise available in the world.
• You know each character's name by heart in English and Japenese.
• You have memorized every scene and episode name.
• There is a fire and you go in it saying "Mars Fire Ignite!" or "Mercury Bubbles freeze!" but nothing happens so you go to the hospital.
• Your computer says,"TOO MUCH SAILOR MOON IN DRIVE SELF-DESRUCT!!!!!!!" Then you weep day by day of all the information and websites you lost.
• You hate cooking but do it anyway so you are like Lita.
• You cook only what Lita cooks.
• You buy Sailor Moon games that are in Japanese and you understand it.
• You take a mirror and shout, "Submarine Reflection!"
• You take a sword (don't try at home) and shout "Space Sword Blaster!"
• You're purposly late for school every day, are horrible at cooking, and are a ditz to be like Serena.
• You know all the words to the Sailor Moon CDs.
• You think "why is my grandpa taller than rei's?"
• You wreck your most hated CD and turn it into a frisbee.
• You make Sailor Moon sounds go off from your computer when you turn it on.
• You are so depressed that your cat isn't talking to you and hasn't made you a sailor scout.

A huge thanks to one of many of our contributors, SMDawn!

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